- Headline from the Seattle PostIntelligencer: ìMom Warns Son to ëWatch Out for Idiots;í Rear‑Ends His Motorcycle.î
- Spotted in the classifieds: ìFor sale: cemetery plot, $200, so I donít have to spend all eternity beside my ex!î Anthony Cialella, New Castle, Pennsylvania
- ìNow hiring,î read the classified ad.ìCemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.î A. S., via Internet
- ìAppleton Airport May Soon Be Known as Appleton Airportî Allison Nastoff, Brookfield, Wisconsin
- Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in a Secondhand Shop, Daily Echo, England
