Monkey Business

Things Coloradans would NEVER say

  • You need a ride from DIA? Pick me! Pick me!
  • I welcome Texans with open arms.
  • Road trip this weekend? Kansas, here we come!
  • I have no opinion on retail marijuana.
  • Green chili? No thanks.
  • You wonít believe the deal I got on this place in Aspen.
  • I had the most pleasant driving experience on I-25 today.
  • Do you have Bud Light on tap?
  • This humidity is killing me
  • Go Raiders!
  • Boulder is getting a bit too conservative for my tastes.
  • I forgot where we parked ó just look for the only Subaru in the lot.
All of the above from https://matadornetwork.com/pulse/30-things-will-never-hear-someone-colorado-say/

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