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New Year’s resolutions and tweets


New Year’s resolutions and tweets

  • I promise to buy a brand new scale, because my mind keeps reading the same old numbers.
  • My new yearís resolution has been to stop procrastinating for like the past six years (lol).
  • Ethan: My New Yearís resolution is to stop.Amy: Stop what?Ethan: Not sure yet.
  • I will drive by the fitness center at least once a week to pay my respects.
  • I will use my treadmill for something else than hanging my jacket.
  • I need to start eating more healthy, but I have to finish all the junk food first so I donít get tempted.
  • Already decided on a New Years resolution, which is to just Give Up.
Sources:http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/viral/articles/the-funniest-2018-new-years-resolutions-on-twitter;http://www.thisblogrules.com/2013/12/top-30-funniest-new-years-resolutions.html

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