Girl: Ick! Why does this sandwich have bacon on it?Friend: You ordered a BLT.Girl: Whaaaat? I thought the B stood for bread.Alyssa Hoover, Dillsburg, PennsylvaniaWhen asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, ìMarc, with a C.î Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.Paul Neelon, Pembroke, MassachusettsRepeat that, mate?If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.Recording on an Australian tax help line
