Are you kidding me?
- A drunk man from Pittsburg tried to resuscitate a dead armadillo on the side of the road. The cops arrested him.
- A guy commits credit card fraud to the tune of $200,000, leaves the country, brags about his new lifestyle on Facebook and ìfriendsî a Department of Justice officer.
- An Illinois man pretends to have a gun and kidnaps a motorist. The man forces him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then withdraws money from his own bank account.
- A man walked into a Topeka, Kan., Kwik Shop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. There wasnít enough money in there so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours ñ until the police came in and arrested him.
- A motorist was caught in a speed trap, which determined his speed through radar and also photographed his car. When he received a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. A few days later, he received a letter from the police that included a photo of handcuffs! He paid his ticket.
