Rumors

Rumors

  • Next up in Falcon: Another Extreme Makeover: a group makeover of the human kind: All county commissioners will undergo brainwave makeovers, making them more responsive to the needs of their constituents.
  • And more reality shows will follow in the next six months:
  • Survivor I: A select group of diehard ranchers and Falcon long-time residents will try to survive in the Woodmen Hills subdivision for one month. The winner will receive $1 million and one year of free psychiatric care following their ordeal.
  • Survivor II: A select group of suburbanites will try to survive for one month on 100 acres east of Calhan without cell phones, the Internet or reality television. The last survivor will win $1 million and the right to stay on the 100 acres.
  • American Idol: Art Van Sant and Larry Lynch – foes in the Falcon incorporation efforts – will square off with individual renditions of the following song: “My County tis of Thee” and “My County tis of Me.”

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