 Man oh man, I really got my head in the sand this time. | |
 Mommy, mommy: The rubber ducks have fur on them, and theyíre swimming in the bathroom sink. | |
 Dear Facebook Friends: I woke up early today and peed, then I ate some food and peed. I took a nap and then peed. I chewed up the kitchen rug and then I peed again … | |
 Look me straight in the eye and tell me the truth: Have you met someone else? | |
