Monkey Business

Monkey Business

That &%$*!@ computerPolice in Hanover, Germany, were summoned to a house after a loud noise awakened the neighbors. They found that a 51-year-old resident of the home had become so frustrated with his computer that he threw it out his window. Officers asked the man to clean up the mess, but declined to press any charges. As the police spokesman said, “Who hasn’t felt like doing that?”www.thisistrue.comZero tolerance for everyone but …A school district in Oregon requires that all student athletes get tested for drugs. If they aren’t “clean,” they don’t play. One student challenged the rule all the way to the Supreme Court – the district won. However, when a sheriff’s deputy caught elementary school teacher Aaron Miller, age 41, smoking pot in a state park, school officials did nothing but call his actions a “poor choice.” No consequences for Miller because he’s “one our best administrators,” said Superintendent Kenneth Cox.Words on the blackboard this week: hypocrite, double standardwww.thisistrue.comBRITISH SIGNS

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