WIND SHEAR?American Airlines Flight 1053, heading from Reagan National airport in Washington, D.C., toward Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas, made an emergency landing in Nashville, Tenn., after passengers reported an unusual odor. The FBI responded and agents questioned passengers: the odor was traced to a passenger who lit matches to cover up her flatulence. She was not allowed to reboard the plane. “American has banned her for a long time,” an airport spokesperson said. The woman was not charged with a crime, even though it is illegal to strike a match on an airliner. (Nashville Tennessean) Good work by crafty FBI agentsfrom www.thisistrue.com2006: REAL NEWS HEADLINES … OR MONKEY BUSINESSDateline NBC: Britney Spears takes on the tabloidsCNN: Britney Spears admits to too much partyingMSNBC: Britney Spears divorcing Kevin FederlineCBS: Fan site gives up on Britney SpearsThe news media’s going ape over Britney. What about NBC’s interview with Britney and her response to questions about why she drove with her son in her lap.”I did it with my dad. I’d sit on his lap and I drive. We’re country.” Hmmm … reminds me …”Said Californy is the place you ought to be, so they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly … Hills, that is, swimming pool, movie stars.”
