Monkey Business

Monkey Business

Naked criminalsA fully clothed man walked into a Manhattan restaurant around 7 a.m. on July 5. The man stripped naked before he robbed the cash register of $600 and took an iPad, a cordless phone and a company credit card. He did put on his clothes before he left the restaurant. Perhaps he was trying not to leave any fingerprints or any other parts-of-body prints.A naked man broke into a liquor store in Forsyth County in Georgia and stole only a can of Coke. He used a hammer to break into the store. Surveillance video captured the nude dude. Maybe he used that hammer on his head first.Stay in touch with mom and dadIn Glasglow, Scotland, Thomas Airlie signaled a taxi to take him to his parentsí home after a drunken night on the town. He took his shoes off at the door and fell asleep on the couch. The only problem: His parents had moved out of that home two years ago.

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