Zombies were comingIt was the return of the living dead ó and dumb burglars.Officers said a Florida man blamed zombies for reportedly breaking into a home twice in one night. Patrick Ray, 31, was arrested early Thursday morning for burglarizing a home in Deltona, Florida, and allegedly stealing a number of belongings, including a pink selfie stick, wallet and car keys.Ray allegedly told the owner that there were ìzombies trying to get him and he felt uncomfortable outside,î news station WKMG reported. The owner called the police, and blocked Ray from leaving the home until they arrived.Ray faces burglary charges and was booked at Volusia County Jail. Heís being held on $17,000 bail.Black FridayìI worked security at Target for five-plus years. For being a store in the rougher part of town, I don’t have too many horror stories. The funniest one I like to tell is a couple years ago, I was there early doing crowd control. I would always talk to people in line, try to keep them entertained while they waited in the cold. The first couple in line had been there for about 13 or 14 hours. So we open the store, and we have deals on all sorts of electronics, toys, etc. They get in line and have a shopping cart full of towels that we had on sale for $2. That’s it. Just towels. They were first in line outside and waited over half a day for $2 towels. When I left after my 12 hour shift, we still had shelves full of these towels, along with tons more in the stockroom.” – Lineman72T
