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Monkey Business

Monkey Business

True story?An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blond.”You said you would hold that car for us until we raised the $75,000 asking price,” the man said.†”Yet, I just heard you closed the deal to that lovely young lady for $65,000.†You also insisted there could be no discount on this model.””Well, what can I say?† She had the cash ready and, well, just look at her,” the grinning salesman said.Just then, the beautiful young girl approached the elderly couple and gave them the keys.†”There you go,” she said.†”I told you I could get you a better deal.†See you later, Grandpa.îHow did she get into Texas A & M?A 19-year-old college student at Texas A&M crashed her SUV into a police car while she tried to send a topless Snapchat selfie to her boyfriend. Miranda Kay Rader was arrested in Bryan, Texas. Luckily, the officer was not in the squad car because the officer was investigating a disturbance. The arresting officer said when he approached the SUV, he observed Rader trying to put her shirt back on. She told the officer she was driving back to her dorm on the Texas A&M campus and decided to send a Snapchat picture to her boyfriend while stopped at a red light. The officer also found a wine bottle less than half full.After giving Radar a sobriety test, she was arrested and charged with a DWI, carrying an open container and being a minor in possession of alcohol.Maybe the boyfriend will pay for the legal fees.

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