Police in Wichita, Kan., arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two $16 bills ñ obviously counterfeit.When two service station attendants in Ionia, Mich., refused to hand over the cash to a drunken robber the robber threatened to call the police. The clerks held their ground, so the robber kept his word and called the police, who arrested him.One man anxiously called the hospital when his pregnant wifeís contractions were only two minutes apart. They put him on with a doctor, who asked, ìIs this your first child?î The obviously crazed caller replied, ìNo, you idiot. This is her husband.îDo these people vote?
