OuchA man arguing over a love triangle accidently shot himself in the groin, blowing off his testicles and part of his penis.Police said the man was waving a .357 Magnum revolver around during a shouting match early yesterday. But when he stuffed it back in his pants the gun went off. Police were called to the hospital after the man in his 20s was brought in by friends. Charges were pending against the victim.†With any luck, he wonít be able to breed.The Calgary SunIíll show youAt a party in Kincaid, Va., a man put a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, blowing off his lips, teeth and tongue, according to state police reports.The 24-year-old bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party. M.D. Pane of the state police reported another questionable human had put the blasting cap in an aquarium, hooked it to a battery, trying to create an explosion. The ìvictimî decided to ìshowî him how to set it off. Instead, he proved that his brains were already blown away.The Associated PressMechanic he wasnítA 34-year-old Alamo, Mich., resident was killed trying to repair what police described as a ìfarm-type truck.î The man had a friend drive the truck on a highway while the deceased hung underneath the truck to determine the source of the noise. His clothes caught on something, however, and he was caught in the drive shaft. Sad but true.The Kalamazoo Gazette
