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Kids say the darndest things — at Christmas

From Daily Mail, UK

What gifts did the three wise men bring?

William, age 7, Merchant Taylors school: “I don’t know what presents the wise men brought Jesus but a Lego set would have been better.”

Ellie, age 5, Broomhill Infants school: “The three wise men brought Jesus gold, frankincense and myrrh — no real presents. I feel sorry for him.”

What animals were there when baby Jesus was born?

Matthew, age 6, Merchant Taylors school: “There were sheep, horses and a crocodile outside the stable.”

Ruby, age 6, Broomhill Infants school: “At his birth, there were oxens, a donkey, three camels, three birds — all white — and three cats, all black.”

Rumors: Rumor has it that area food trucks are going to gather for weekly food truck rallies in Falcon. Location to be determined.

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