And more fun headlines

• Man denies stealing FBI car: ìI was just here to buy cocaine.î
• West Point Cadets Train for Life in Iraq, with weekend in N.J.

The Times Herald-Record (Newburgh, New York):

• Motorcycle deaths drop, but trend is worrisome
• It took many rabbits many years to write the Talmud

Holland Evening Sentinel (Michigan)

• Classified ad: Free rent in exchange for elderly woman