Volume No. 16 Issue No. 7 July 2019  


Id rather have Starbucks but this cup of coffee will do!
Why is it taking so long to put up this tent?
Back off buddy those are my peanuts.
July 2019: the spaceship landed, and then we found out that the aliens are really raccoons.
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