Trick or treat — or jail
“One year, I took my kid cousin (who was dressed as the ghost face guy from Scream) trick-or-treating around the neighborhood. I stood at the curb as he knocked on the door with a group of other kids. When he finished there, I put my hand on his shoulder to lead him to the next house, only it wasn’t him. It was another boy dressed in the same costume who started screaming for his dad.
I should’ve noticed he was shorter than my cousin. It took a good few minutes for my cousin to convince everyone he knew me, and I wasn’t actually a pedophile.”
It’s Halloween!
- Life’s a witch, then you fly.
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- If you’ve got it, then haunt it.
- Chasin’ the boos away.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun.
- Which wine goes best with M&Ms? Asking for a friend.
- Just booked a one-way trip to Pumpkintown.
