Really dumb employeesAn Egyptian bus driver had an ingenious plan to beat a mandatorydrug test: He used his wifeís urine. Nevertheless, he failed the test. He found out when his boss handed him the results and reportedly said, ìCongratulations; youíre pregnant.î† Source: BBC NewsThe city of New York had trouble with an employee. This one, his bosses claimed, abandoned his job when he missed 18 months of work. An administrative law judge even recommended firing the slacker when he didnít bother to show up for his hearing. Turns out, the employee would have loved to have gone to work ó even to the hearing ó save for one small detail: He was dead. Source: rawstory.comTrue teacher talesìI am an English teacher, and Iíve had a few students ask me if Shakespeare is still writing plays.îìA student asked me, ëHow do islands not float away?í I said: ëReally big anchors.í He wrote it down.î
