Silent night, holy night; all is calm, all is bright: If you say so!Tis the season to cry ìfolly.îOh come all ye faithful ó and stay on one side of the aisle or the other.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ó Iíll say!Grandma got run over by a donkey ó no, I mean an elephant!ìRudolph,î the red-faced senator ó no, itís not Rudolph, itís (insert senator).He sees you when youíre sleeping, he knows when youíre awake, he knows if youíve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! You better watch out, better not cry, better not pout, Iím telling you why. The IRS is coming for you!Heís making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out whoís naughty or nice! The ethics committee is coming for you.Just hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing: Ring ting tingle-ing, tooCome on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you ó just donít go with Uber.Weíll have a Blue Christmas without you ó said a Democrat to a RepublicanDeck the halls with all their money ó said a Republican to a DemocratIt’s the most wonderful time of the year, with the kids jingle belling and the adults all yelling, ìPlease, someone get me a beer.îThere’ll be parties for hosting, politicians for roasting and KIm Jong-un getting ready to blow.There’ll be scary world stories and tales of glories of an America of long ago.Just a bit of humor for you this Christmas season. Enjoy our December issue, have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukah, a Merry Winter Solstice and if Iíve left anyone out ó- Happy Holidays!Weíll be back with the NFHís 15th volume, first issue on Jan. 6. Itís our annual health and wellness issue.See you in January 2018!– MichelleCorrection: In the October issue of The New Falcon Herald, an article in Business Briefs referred to the High Prairie Library and the High Plains Library. The correct name is High Prairie Library. Sorry we missed that!
