Cocaine or cremainsFor a trio of drug thieves, it was their lucky day. They broke into a home in Silver Springs, Florida, and discovered three jars of cocaine. They took it home and snorted the contents. Thatís when they discovered that the jars were in fact urns, and that they were snorting the cremains of the victimís husband and two dogs.Source: myfoxdfw.comWhy is it always Florida?When an attempted robbery at a Lowes Home Improvement store went awry, Milton J. Hodges fled across the street and jumped a fence Ö right into the Cypress Cove Nudist Resort & Spa. As the Orlando Sentinel pointed out, ìAs one of the only folks wearing clothing,î Hodges was easily spotted by police.Stupid in OhioItís the worst possible time to faint ó in the middle of robbing a bank. But thatís what happened to a Beavercreek, Ohio, thief. The teller called 911 and asked for medics. But you have to applaud the thiefís determination. While the ambulance was en route, the suspect handed a note to the teller demanding all her cash.Source: wdtn.com
