Drunk bear airlifted to the woodsAfter the ski season ended in Whistler, Vancouver, British Columbia; the staff decided to have a party while closing and cleaning the ski resort. The management brought in boxes of wine and stored them under the outside stairs to keep them cool. The next day, the chalet staff were cleaning when one of them noticed a trail of empty cardboard boxes across the back garden leading to a nearby creek. The staff went to investigate and heard a deep low groan. What they found was a highly intoxicated brown bear, stumbling and swaggering with his eyes half-closed. The bear had consumed all of the wine. The drunk bear eventually passed out next to the highway. Eventually, he was airlifted out to a safe place to sleep it off! Conversation between ski instructor and guestGuest: So, where are we going next?Staff: Do you see that lift over thereGuest: YeahStaff: Well, weíre going to head up that one until we reach the top of the mountain, and then … .Guest: Are you kidding? Itíll be cold up there, and weíll just have to ski back down again!
