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Monkey Business

Monkey Business

In the classifieds:

  • Now hiring: cemetery superintendent – the ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.
  • Free rent in exchange for an elderly woman
Newspaper errors:
  • Here the bridal couple stood, facing the floral setting, and exchanged cows.†Modesto News-Herald (California)
Crazy headlines
  • Missing Woman Unwittingly Joins Search Party Looking for Herself
  • Appleton Airport May Soon Be Known as Appleton Airport
  • DUI Charge for Woman Celebrating End of Earlier DUI Suspension (Chicago Tribune)
  • Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons (Tulsa World, Oklahoma)

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