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Going above and beyondA lawyer in Russia could face two years in prison and a hefty fine for eating a clientís breathalyzer report. A camera caught him stuffing the report in his mouth – to save the client from a DUI charge. He didnít get the jobPolice arrested a a Des Moines, Iowa, man after he allegedly drove drunk to an interview with a taxi cab company. He hit parked cars in the companyís lot.Ryan William Dickson, 39, arrived for his interview with Trans Iowa, a taxicab and shuttle company on Army Post Road, and blew a .273 on a preliminary breath test, which is way above the legal limit to drive in Iowa.Police catch fake policeA New Jersey man, age 25, is being charged with impersonating a police officer after he pulled over an off-duty state trooper. The fake police officer was in a white Jeep when he pulled behind the real officer and turned on the blue emergency lights. He also flashed a New Jersey State Police decal. It didnít take long for the off-duty real cop to realize the ruse.Once again, we ask: Do these people vote?

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