Sayings that donít make a lot of sense, really:
- New and improved: Which one is it? If itís new, then how can it be improved?
- Don’t judge a book by its cover: OK, so do you want to end up reading ìStreisand, her lifeî or ìCapitol Murderî by Phillip Margolin? You need to read the cover to see whatís inside, right?
- Same difference: Who came up with that one, anyway?
- I saw it with my own eyes: Well, thatís good because seeing it with someone elseís eyes would be weird.
- Can I ask you a question? If someone said ìNO,î how would you feel? Then,why ask?
- I don’t mean to interrupt: Then donít!
- You can’t have your cake and eat it, too: What is the purpose of havingthe cake, then?
- I beg to differ: Then, instead of sounding condescending, get down on your knees if you really mean it.
- Literally: Iím literally at the end of my rope. Really? I donít see a rope. Did you mean figuratively?
- Everyone knows that: So, did you take a poll asking every individual on Earth what you are trying to prove to me?
