“Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”†- Abraham LincolnCaught saying something stupidI saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, “Thyroid problem? – Arnold SchwarzeneggerIs this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says Chicken by the Sea.- Jessica SimpsonI owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. ñ Greg Norman, golferAny time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win. ñ Doug Collins, basketball commentatorThose who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ëThank God, I’m still alive.í But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. Barbara Boxer, U.S. Senator from CaliforniaI’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. – Winston Bennett, former pro basketball playerSo, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? – Christina Aguilera
