How to cook a turkey – a step by step guide1. Go buy a turkey2. Take a drink of whiskey3. Put turkey in the oven4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey5. Set the degree at 375 ovens6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink7. Turk the bastey8. Whiskey another bottle of get9. Ponder the meat thermometer10. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey11. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours12. Take the oven out of the turkey13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick14. Turk the carvey15. Get yourthelf another scottle of botch16. Tet the sable and pour yourthelf a glass of turkey17. Bless the dinner and pass out
