PRIME SUSPECTNathan Attwood, 24, says his Subaru Impreza WRX STI hatchback was his “pride and joy.” The Christchurch, New Zealand, man even invested in a personalized license plate for the car. But when he got up for work one morning, his car had been stolen. His custom license plate reads, “STOWLN.” (Christchurch Press) …Quick! Apply for a new one: “RCOVRD.”Source: www.thisistrue.comPOINT, SET AND MATCHBoston, Mass., based Legal Sea Foods rolled out a new ad campaign touting its fresh seafood. Ads in mass transit trains feature cartoon fish saying “fresh” things, which has led to complaints by mass transit train conductors. “We should have never, ever said, ‘This conductor has a face like a halibut’,” admitted restaurant CEO Roger Berkowitz, “when the truth is, most conductors don’t look anything at all like halibuts. Some look more like groupers or flounders.”The Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority nibbled at the bait. “We don’t think his fish is as fresh as he is,” said Stephan MacDougall, president of the MBTA’s union, calling for his members to boycott the chain. “He’s misguided and misdirected. He is suffering from elitism and needs to do some self-examination.” (Boston Globe) …With a face like his, you’d think MacDougall would realize he was looking in a mirror.Source: www.thisistrue.com
