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   Really dumb employees
   An Egyptian bus driver had an ingenious plan to beat a mandatory
   drug test: He used his wife’s urine. Nevertheless, he failed the test. He found out when his boss handed him the results and reportedly said, “Congratulations; you’re pregnant.”  Source: BBC News
   
   The city of New York had trouble with an employee. This one, his bosses claimed, abandoned his job when he missed 18 months of work. An administrative law judge even recommended firing the slacker when he didn’t bother to show up for his hearing. Turns out, the employee would have loved to have gone to work — even to the hearing — save for one small detail: He was dead. Source: rawstory.com
   
   True teacher tales
   “I am an English teacher, and I’ve had a few students ask me if Shakespeare is still writing plays.”
   
   “A student asked me, ‘How do islands not float away?’ I said: ‘Really big anchors.’ He wrote it down.”
  
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